01 / The target
Paste a URL.
Brace yourself.
No deck. No waitlist. RoastRank scans the public page and tells you where a visitor loses confidence.
https://yourwebsite.comROAST IT
AI website reality check
WE ROAST.
YOU GROW.
RoastRank gives your website funny, brutally honest feedback—then turns every burn into a practical fix for more trust, more clicks, and more customers.
One free roast · No credit card · No consultant theatre
RoastRank / Analysis
Roast score
72
Not terrible. But your homepage is doing cardio while your CTA waits on the bench.
First impression is foggy.
Lead with the outcome, not the company autobiography.
Your page loads like it has trust issues.
Trim oversized media and recover impatient visitors.
FUNNY.
Feedback with enough bite to remember.
USEFUL.
Every roast comes with the next move.
SHAREABLE.
Scorecards your team will actually read.
Analyze. Roast. Fix. Rank. Grow.
NO FLUFF.
JUST RESULTS.
Paste a URL.
02 / The evidence
Find the friction.
The report calls out the weak links across the journey, with direct language and zero vague advice.
01
Design
Can people tell where to look?
02
Copy
Does the message earn attention?
03
SEO
Can the right buyers find you?
04
Speed
Does the page keep up?
05
Trust
Why should they believe you?
06
Convert
Is the next step obvious?
03 / The roast
Get the scorecard.
A sharp summary for the team and a shareable scorecard for the group chat. You can laugh first. Then fix it.
04 / The growth
Fix what converts.
Prioritized next steps keep you focused on the changes with the biggest impact—not pixel polishing for sport.
Simple plans
START WITH
THE TRUTH.
Start free. Keep roasting as your site—and your ambition—grows.
Free Roast
$0
One blunt, useful read on your website.
- 1 complete website roast
- Design, copy, SEO, speed, and trust audit
- Shareable RoastRank scorecard
Most roasted
Growth
$19/month
For owners making their website pull its weight.
- 10 detailed roasts every month
- Prioritized conversion fixes
- Progress tracking for one site
- Fresh reports as your site changes
Agency
$79/month
For marketers holding client sites accountable.
- 50 website roasts every month
- Multi-site monitoring
- Client-ready scorecards
- Early access to new tools
Your move
YOUR WEBSITE
CAN HANDLE IT.
Give it one free roast. Leave with a better idea of what to fix next.